A Tangled Web of Thoughts

I am extremely bored waiting for a tutee, so I’m going to type some sincerely random thoughts. No, this isn’t a forward, I’m just bored and hyper.

1. Paper should be more colorful in everyday life. Despite coupons from the newspaper and textbook covers, there are rarely cases of pigment in the deceased tree products.

2. If you drink something out of a coffee cup that is not coffee, what do you call it? “Mountain Dew Cup”?

3. What is cooler than a sphere? I mean, it is just awesome. Almost like you want to draw a smiley face on it. So… that’s what Wilson was!

4. I think wearing your school ID around your neck is a good thing. Especially if these promiscuous girls wear them and get a suntan around their neck with an inch-wide line. If I had that happen to me, I would probably still write my name on the card-shaped part, for the weekends.

5. What made Faulkner so popular? I can barely read his work as it is.

6. How hard would it be to use a computer without a mouse? It’s sad just to think about.

7. How many Law and Orders are there? Will Mariska Hartigay run for president, too?

8. Why would anybody buy a car the color of puke?

9. Why is a Chevrolet called “shevy” but Chevy Chase is pronounced “chev-y.”

10. Can an uroligist tell the difference between female and male pee? (I just watched the “Drug Testing” Office episode recently.)