One word: free.

Free samples on Wal-Mart.com are my new Internet obsession. Last week I received a day’s serving of cat food, tanning lotion, and anti-aging lotion. Yes, 19 years don’t result in a lot of aging, but it had no price!

Last week I saw Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears A Who! That day was very busy. I worked out, tutored for many hours, and was only stocked with five hours of sleep. The previous list of activities was only typed to prove that I had a right to fall asleep for eight minutes while Kangaroo rallied up the town. If it’s any consolation, I didn’t pay for the movie. A co-worker of my dad gave him a $20 gift book. Once again, it didn’t cost anything!

Am I cheap? No. Responsible? Heck yes, I am. The Wedding Planner was on TBS last night after (you knew it was coming) The Office and Sex and the City. Why does McConaughey continue to make movies that inadvertently stay on your screen the whole two hours?